Mutant Zombie Vampires
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About the Video
Release Date: 03/15/04
Video Length: It doesn't matter, just watch it.
Type: Short Horror Film
The less said about this film the better. It's a short horror film, but it's
a lot better if you don't know anything about it when you watch it. When I
showed it to my friends I just said, "watch this" and I hit play. That's
how you should watch it too.
The title is also longer, I just call it "Mutant Zombie Vampires" for short.
You'll find out the real title when you watch it.
In the credits it says "Title By Craig." Just to clear up some confusion, this is what that meant: I asked Craig to come up with a longer title using the words "Mutant Zombie Vampries" and so he thought of the long title. He didn't make the logo or anything.
There is a really obvious flaw in this film, but there's a simple explanation
for that: The battery is dead.
I know this video isn't anywhere near perfect. I could have fixed a lot of
stuff, but that would have meant redoing a lot of it, which I had already
done a few times. So I figured it was good enough.
"Tommy Gun: striving for perfection, until he gets bored!"
Originally I wasn't going to be in this video at all. While Craig was over I asked him if he wanted to be in a random video, so I filmed all of Craig's scenes with the intent to make a short video just for fun. It turned out better than I had hoped, so then I wanted to add an intro. Well then I decided to film the first scene with me in it, and then the other scenes, etc. until it became what it is now.
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There is a certain scene that you might want to see freeze frames of, so here they are (you'll know which scene once you watch it). It gives away part of the video though, so you need to do this to view it: Click here and it will bring up the image "TGSS-climax-.jpg". Type the time when Craig arrives (it tells you in the video) after the second hyphen in the image name. For instance, if Craig arrives at 1:23 AM, the image name would be "TGSS-climax-123.jpg". Is that too complicated?
Reviews and Song Lyrics
(More to be added later)project evasion: "hahahahahaha wow. hahahahaa"
Jester: "haha thats great"
Professionally Lazy: "that was...interesting?"
Briggity Brak: "the zombie thing was great. I love the title card reminiscent of 'How to cook for forty Humans'"
kpickell: "Wow, Mutant Zombies was very well done, I was very impressed. Loved it!"
jonnygoth: "it was worth watching"
You don't hear the whole song, but here are the lyrics anyway:
Lyrics - Le Tigre - Deceptacon
Every day and nightEvery day and night
I can see your disco disco dick is sucking my heart out of my mind
I'm outta time, I'm outta fuckin time
I'm a gasoline gut with a vaseline mind but
Wanna disco? Wanna see me disco?
Let me hear you depoliticize my rhyme
One, two, three, four
You got what you been asking for
You're so policy free and you're fantasy wheels and everything you think
and everything you feel is all right, all right, all right, all right,
all right
I take you home now watch me get you hot
You're just a parrot when you're screaming and you're shouting
"More crackers please, more crackers please"
You want what you want but you don't wanna be on your knees
Who does your...who does your hair?
Who took the bomp from the bompalompalomp?
Who took the ram from the ramalamadingdong?
Who took the bomp from the bompalompalomp?
Who took the ram from the ramalamadingdong?
How are you?
Fine thank you
How are you?
Fine thank you
You bought a new van the first year of your band
You're cool and I hardly wanna say "not" because I'm so bored
that I'd be entertained even by a stupid linoleum floor, linoleum floor
Your lyrics are dumb like a linoleum floor
I'll walk on it
I'll walk all over you
Walk on it, walk on it, walking one, two
Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who took the bomp from the bompalompalomp?
Who took the ram from the ramalamadingdong?
Who took the bomp from the bompalompalomp?
Who took the ram from the ramalamadingdong
See you later
See you later
See you later
See you later
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